Iceland Spar

Yeah, it’s calcite, but iceland spar just sounds better.

With the right crystal structure, as with calcite (a form of good, old calcium carbonate), you get some neat effects. With a refractive index that varies depending on the polarization of the light passing through, a chunk of iceland spar is birefringent and causes a visual doubling effect of the objects seen beyond. How cool is that?

Department Mascot

Broken drinking bird head, mounted as a trophy.
Always in season.

The drinking bird, our unofficial department mascot. Even when one takes a tumble – and when it comes to glass bird versus floor, the floor always wins – there’s a great deal of respect for our top-hatted friends.

Sketch of a drinking bird on display above office sign.
Wanted!

Kind of surprised someone hasn’t made up T-shirts yet, to be honest.

Welcome back, spring semester!

Desk Toys

Floating magnet desk toy.
It spins! It floats!

Ah, physics. Where we have an eclectic assortment of desk toys and mostly-useless gimmicky trinkets because their very nature, the quirks of physics they embody, are helpful explainers of scientific principles.

And while their appeal is typically short-lived – how many times before the levitating magnet loses its novelty? – that ooh! factor only needs to work the first time.

Keys

Coffee can full of old keys.
Keys to locks which no longer exist.

Another coffee can, this one half-filled with old keys, most unlabeled, almost certainly all of them to locks long gone. Not like “bucket of keys” is a prime organizational strategy, so one supposes these can be used for some exciting new arts and crafts project?

Handwritten key tag reads "Breathing Apparatus Cabinets 2nd Floor"
Are those still important?

Apparently, at some indeterminate point in time, the second floor held cabinets with a breathing apparatus inside. Respirators? SCBA systems like firefighters use? SCUBA systems like divers use? Pretty confident that those’re long gone.

Handwritten tag reads "etc."
Seriously?

This one has become disconnected from its key, so your guess is as good as ours. What useful information could that possibly offer? Like, even if we knew which key it identified?