Use Minimal Voltage

Typed signage for old gas dischareg tubes.
Warning seems… subdued?

Aside from the general vibe of “this is dangerous!,” this seems an odd sign.

Five-thousand volts, but use the minimum. Stick to a less dangerous danger?

Burn only when necessary? Presumably “necessary” gets defined elsewhere?

And, ooh, that blue mercury vapor. You’d think a UV warning could be number 4 on there, given its still-useful ability to sterilize hard-to-reach places. For your eyes’ sake, don’t look too long.

Number Stamps

Imprinting into the smooth surface of metal is such fun.

When in need of labeling that won’t come off for anything, stamp it directly into the material surface. No permanent marker; no paint; no adhesive sticker. We have the letters of the alphabet (not pictured) and the numbers 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 0.

Six being nine and all. That and five makes a decent-enough ess in a pinch.

Summer Construction Season

Sticker reading "I Survived the 2026 Construction"
Does this imply someone didn’t?

Spotted on a nearby office door. Summer is the season for construction around here, for fenced-off parking lots, for the interminable beeping of construction vehicles in reverse, for doors and paths suddenly in need of detours.

But the seasons change, as they ever do, and here we are in autumn, barreling toward winter, whose cold and wind leave us dreaming of construction season once more…

Blow Darts

Brown cardboard boxes filled with toy blowdart guns.
At these quantities, we’re basically stocking our own toy store.

‘Tis the season for toy kits once more, an entertaining feature of the introductory Physics sequence. Among all of the miscellaneous goodies intended to illustrate Newtonian mechanics through ordinary things, few catch one’s attention like suction-cup blow darts.

Hundreds of plastic tubes and their counterpart foam blow darts.