Apollo 13

News release announcing the upcoming Apollo 11 launch in 1970.
We all saw the movie, right?

Fifty-five years ago saw the launch of the Apollo 13 lunar mission, on 11 April 1970. It didn’t go to plan, of course. Things took a bad turn, could have been worse, but who can blame them for optimism in the weeks leading up to it all? Moon science is cool!

Check out that pure 1970 map illustration!

Maps, plans, a pretty tight itinerary. It’s expensive and difficult to go to the Moon, so you don’t waste time. But don’t those hand-drawn maps just make it so inviting? Presumably the astronauts carried maps which were much more detailed and useful, if less likely to get the kid inside all of us super-excited.

Apollo 14 would reach the Fra Mauro highlands in early 1971, though Lovell, Swigert, and Haise never flew into space again.

News Release: Oldest Moon Rock

Press release: Oldest Moon Rock
“Lemon-sized.”

Size descriptions for popular media: either described in terms of fruit or of sporting goods.

Ballpark identification of a rock at 4.6 billion years old – approximately the age of the solar system – is pretty darn cool. Even if there’s nothing lemony about it.

News Release: Parasol-Popping

"Parasol-Popping" Experiment Set press release
Umbrella-assisted descent: Mary Poppins, Oswald Cobblepot, NASA.

Parachutes, air bags, sky cranes: there are many options for attempting to (safely) land a probe on Mars, and some of them have even worked! Unclear at this time what became of this particular parasol plan.

Science, supported via 2x4s and plywood.

Popping: interesting word choice for something that big, something intended to do the opposite of crashings and smashings.

As strange as this interplanetary toadstool looks, one can only hope it worked. Or looked spectacular when it didn’t.

News Release: Space Footwear

Space footwear press release.
“I call them sneakies…”

This raises a major question: do astronauts typically wear shoes? Or do they float about in socks? Or those pajamas with the feet? We understand that every gram counts when launching things into space, so what sort of footwear makes the cut?

The Converse look is a fine one, of course. And do we spy both laces and zip-up sides?

News Release: Space Frogs

Press release, "Orbiting frogs doing well"
Space travel is only fun if you signed up willingly.

We’re all relieved to hear that. While the American bullfrog enjoys a large natural range throughout eastern North America, and are celebrated jumpers, they are not typically encountered at heights above the earth that one would consider “in orbit.”

Whatever it’s like to think like a frog, we can safely assume that the rocket launch and orbital microgravity experiences were weird by any frog standards.

News Release: Buddy System

“Where’s his buddy? They all have a buddy!”

We’re not arguing here: contingency plans in a potentially dangerous situation are essential. One can reasonably assume that any and all tasks undertaken by astronauts while naut-ing in the astro are, if not inherently dangerous, at least dangerous-adjacent. And, as that time Tom Hanks almost died in space taught us, you can’t call 911 from space and expect them to do anything about it.

In case you were curious: the first 911 call was in Haleyville, Alabama in February, 1968. The Apollo 13 mission went sideways in April, 1970. Presumably any connection between the two would have to have been routed through CAPCOM anyway.

News Release: Satellites

NASA press release of satellites in orbit
It’s a space race score sheet!

April 14th, 1961: NASA publishes a list of satellites and space probes orbiting the Earth, Moon, and Sun, and it all fits on a single, ordinary, typed sheet of letter-sized paper. Twenty-six in all.

Just take a moment to marvel at that.

Now, of course, we (as in humans, not the physics shop) are still sending scads of objects into space, and NASA maintains the ARES Orbital Debris Program to keep track of all the crap up there.

Remember: wishing upon the burning reentry of space debris is just as good as on the remnants of comet dust!